Aurelie Sheehan was my honors thesis adviser my senior year and she was so kind and encouraging to baby writer me

obviously the right move at this point, but man I still am just sad at how the PAC-12 died

made it to 🔵☁️, come find me if you’re there too

not that I think PRH owning S&S was a *good* option but I don’t really think this will be better

going to Target in August in a college town means having the sudden realization that the students are back in town

I don’t care how good you think you are at finding typos, professional proofreading is not something you can just jump into with no training!

I’M TOO OLD FOR STRESSFUL FOOTBALL BEAR DOWN

commas are important

fyi if you’re trying to get the new COVID booster, call the pharmacy before you go. I’ve now made two appointments, one with CVS, one with Walgreens, where it then turns out they don’t actually have it. Walgreens called me first; CVS didn’t.

you may not like it, but poorly written celebrity books fund your well-written literary books

when I was temping in a health insurance call center, we had to end every call with “is there anything else I can help you with today?” this one woman, without missing a beat, said “not unless you know a wealthy man with a heart condition and no heirs.”

NLCS HERE THE Arizona Diamondbacks COME!!

THE DIAMONDBACKS ARE GOING TO THE WORLD SERIES AND I’M GOING TO GAME FOUR!!

BEAR THE FUCK DOWN GO CATS

I cannot believe Arizona is one of the three teams left on this graphic

I love March Madness so much

👀 that was fast

eleven years after I got my master’s degree, I just paid off my student loans 😭 😭😭

Returning here to share that my first short story publication in like 4 years is up today! Thanks to BULL for publishing it!