Lily just told me that Andy Milonakis blocked her on Twitter. 🤔

I just feel like owning a cat would do wonders for my mental health

There are people on Twitter that I have had to mute and I don't even know because some of you just like too many tweets. 🤦🏻‍♀️

I feel like I’ve been trying to catch up on sleep since 2009.

I have nothing nice to say 🙄🙄

Coffee makes me a better person.

You're still late.

Update: Got a cat. He hates me.

I need some wine

Just an FYI, the car that hit the bus today was not me. That's all.

Can we just take a moment? Lily x.com/puppieshq/stat…

this a rare phil meme, it only appears once in every 12,0000 phil memes rt for good luck

What ever happened to Frankie J and Baby Bash?

Just in class day dreaming about a margarita.

🌸💜

Receiving loving notes from Lily in the middle of class is my favorite.

WHY AM I SO INSIGHTFUL x.com/chelseafaris/s…

I will never get over George O’Malleys death.

“I’ve done more research on Kylie Jenner’s pregnancy than I have on any school assignment ever.” - ʗʜʟɶ Ϝɑʀϊʂ