So over being sick already.

@Catheroniiiiii mom is gonna hate me but consider it done! 😂

@Catheroniiiiii then we will go puppy shopping!

It's better to leave than be replaced.

@Catheroniiiiii OMG!!!

Back on Twitter bitches!

When you're flirting with your hot waiter and he is flirting back and then you realize he has a wedding ring #bonerkiller #ohComeOn

"You've reach the voicemail box of..." 😳🙄🙄🙄🙄

One time when I worked at B&BW I had a guy ask me if I'd enjoy being rubbed down with our massage oils 🙃 x.com/catheroniiiiii…

The shit I get myself into sometimes 🙃

Hurt- Johnny Cash. On repeat.

Now payback is a bad bitch and baby, Im the baddest. You're fucking with a savage. #sorrynotsorry

You love when I fall apart so you put me together and throw me against the wall.

Boy.. you might make me delete my Tinder account 😏

I'm really disappointed in you.

Am I the only one that tells Siri "thank you" after she send a text for me? #grewupsouthern #mindyourmanners

I'm calling it quits and adopting a few more cats. #fckguys #done

When a girl is flirty, it doesn't automatically mean she wants to sleep with you.

Thoroughly convinced I'm being punished for something.

It's like the universe keeps throwing me shit and waiting to see how much I can take before I completely snap.