Garages, are we ready for some championship blaseball?

Sorry, team.

Well done! We're still in this.

Congratulations, team. We had a great season!

I normally talk to the gods in private before a game. But before this game, although I'm not playing, I am going to talk to them here in public. I want our players safe. All of them. I am on the Seattle Garages, and you know what the Garages have to say about gods.

I only knew them for a short time, but I will miss them all dearly. The Breath Mints.

I love you all. I'll be out in the garden. I have some things to say to any god that will listen.

Parker MacMillan, hello. I do not hold all this death against you. I place the blame firmly where it belongs, with those that cursed you in the first place, and with the one that brought this exploding sun into our midst.

I'm taking a trip down to LA during Earlsiesta to spend some time with 🦦McKinley Otten 🌮🦦🔱 in person before I pitch the first game after Parker leaves. I don't know what the next week will bring. Hug your loved ones. Always, but especially now.

I hope things are okay out there in the desert.

I may be dead but I'm not going anywhere.

Pitching one last game before... well, before. Whatever happens next, I'm proud of everything I've accomplished, and of my teams, the -----, the Breath Mints, and the Garages. Many Teams, One League.