I don't even need to pay for the Office anymore, I have boys snapchatting me their favorite scenes

Only advantage to not being in band anymore is avoiding being made into a meme 🙃🎷

Iowans are just so much funnier because you’re forced to have a sense of humor since this is literally the most boring state

Is Busch having the $1 off sale for each inch of snow again this year? 🍺

if u use “<3” “:)” “:(“ “:D” ur hot idc

I’m still alive, I just have nothing exciting to report. That is all, carry on.

I may not have a summer body, but at least I’m funny

I will either talk your ear off or pretend like I don’t see you and it literally all depends on which personality is driving the bus that day

The last hour of the work week in the office is the most insane. Not sure how so many things can go wrong at once!

Nothing is as reliable as getting at least one tiktok from Seth between 4 & 5 p.m.

Asking for time off of work gives me the same anxiety as asking my parents if I could go out with friends.

November please be good to me. 🧿🤍

I find it odd that work still hasn't told us when our week long Thanksgiving break starts 🤔

OH MY GOD THIS IS AWESOME