HGTV drinking game: take a shot everytime someone says, "Oh my god!"

After all this is over and done, I imagine a dinner party featuring all the shit dishes that were spawned in isolation. It will spark the beginning of that Demolition Man dystopian world where the only restaurant left is Taco Bell.

Feeling this old today.

Someone low key wants to go for a walk.

Destro should've been the leader of Cobra. #covidthoughts

First ride of the season. I desperately need a tuneup. So does the bike.

Fish sauce chicken wings, because we miss the pub.

We're lucky to live so close to such a beautiful place. I'm in the fucking mountains eating Spam Musubi! How cool is that? #yyclove

Thank you, Andy Ricker

Someone's trying to get my attention.

Maybe the day had a shitty you.

How are you liking the post-Rapoport Bon Appetit?

I heard someone refer to the pandemic as the "Panny D" today. Threw up in my mouth a little.

Holy shit. It's been a minute. What's happenin?

Okay, time to catch up. Hope you're all safe and rested after Stampede.

Him: Y'know, I could probably make this salsa faster if you weren't all up in my shit.

What was your first Post-Stampede meal?

Indian food is the food I seem to overeat most. There's me in the background, blissfully engaged with a plate of pilau, beef vindaloo, tandoori chicken, and moog dal.

Instant Mashed Potato Noodles. A new street food trend in China, and now an instant noodle.

Chicken isaw. Yay, or nay?