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@chefcookjudy

Not everybody who cooks is a chef. Not every chef has a kitchen. unaffiliated with the DSM-5. affiliated with the art of french cooking BLACKPINK COMEBACK

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Lol almost thanksgiving. The time of year all the fake bitches who stopped texting come crawling back. Asking for gravy recipes. Asking why their Turkey isn’t as moist as mine. Begging for tips about homemade stuffing. Now it’s too late

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Saw a movie marketed as “the most terrifying movie of the year”. Well thank you for letting me know. I would not like to be terrified .

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This still happens to me sometimes. Let’s fact check! This isn’t a “middle ages” thing. This is an Utah thing. But I think it’s funny that people will just believe this because of a drawing… whereas all of Utah knows the truth

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I’ve ghost written all your favorites’ cook books. Thousands of them. Yeah. That was me: I take a check and I keep quiet . Martha Stewart gets the fame but I get my peace and quiet on the farm

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I have a whole team of lawyers who work for me for FREE. Because they care about me. Because I’m the one who makes sure they get lasagna on Christmas. And let me tell you, I have a lot of legal battles

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Ok yes except the one beautiful woman who was in the Italian military whom I saw at the Trevi Fountain two years ago. Sweetheart… you can do whatever you want. I’ll be there regardless. I’ve tried to find you all this time. Please send me a sign

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I just rescued an incredibly lonely and skinny looking coyote dog. He was wandering the streets alone at near 2 am. Happy to say that now he has found his forever home. He is a bit reactive but with love and support he will be like any other dog