Rob Valentino's record as head coach: 6-6-6

Atlanta United looks like they played 3 games this week Miami look like they've played 2 games a week for the last 40 years

Help me Gerber, my baby is starving

I can only assume that daylight savings time came from Ben Franklin's syphilitic womanizing era Sincerely, -people with pets and kids

How illegal is it to drive around and plant a sign that depicts Donald Trump Glucking a microphone next to all of the trump 2024 signs in my neighborhood?

When Messi started and played 90 minutes in 18 games, Inter Miami CF lost 3 of those. All 3 of those to Atlanta United FC. 😳🫡🥶 #MLSCupPlayoffs

Rocket Money just sent me an email saying an unusually large charge hit my checking account and I should look into it. It was my weekly daycare bill 😅😂😭

People from the South say peench most of the time, but you aren't sure if they are going to say inch or eench

Bi-weekly is every two weeks, Bi-monthly is twice a month. Meaning bi-weekly and Bi-monthly are the same except two times a year when there are three bi-weeklies in the same month. Call that the bi-annual bi-weekly-bi-monthly cataclysm

I call this the changing of the guard

What it was like being back at work as a 33 year old PokeDad today

Got my testing team’s draft done today! Which team do you think will have the best results? Ignore the horrible use of graphics. #9-5Chefs #pokemon #PokemonTCG #PokemonWorlds

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