i know my story gonna have a happy ending, God got his hands all over my life.

*outright lied to

Babygirl, whatever tf that was…may it never find you again.

I can’t deal w ppl who are extremely conflict avoidant. There’s a difference between maintaining your peace and being a coward

Gary Cohen: “The question is, if Kodai Senga isn’t in this rotation after today, is he even valuable in the bullpen?” Ron Darling: “No.”

📺DEBUT: ‘Dinosaurs’ premiered 35 years ago, April 26, 1991, on ABC

So ready for the weather to finally break

As far as fame goes, Mike is in a closer conversation with Jesus than he is with other celebrities and I genuinely wish I was exaggerating

Do the whole team

“Oh you think he was referring to you?” 😭😭😭😭😭😭

This been whooping my ass relentlessly

That last part

That being her breaking point is very telling

It is for sure a monday at my job my God

Me in Larry June DMs:

I just know Larry smell good as hell

I forgot how comfortable Sauconys are

Trying but men won’t do right smh

And I’d like to think of myself as a connoisseur if you will…

This song put my daughter to sleep in less than a minute. Thank you forever Alicia Keys 😭