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Heartbreaking to hear of Princess Cate's medical condition and her struggles. ...sure, partly bc many of those "Where's Cate" conspiracy theory Internetty-memes were getting hilarious, and dagnabit, fuck cancer for also ruining her life/our fun.

Quick review of A Quiet Place: Day One - D'awww cats 😻 Gaddamit, cat 🙀🙀 But I mean... D'AWWW CATS 😻😻🏊‍♀️😻🏊‍♀️ #AQuietPlaceDayOne

Very satisfying to replace my apartment's older shower head with the free, effective one I received from the utility company. ... mind you, they sent those out like 9-10 years ago, but my ADHD self DID IT.

We have our next #SDCC giveaway up! Just RT (re-post) & follow to enter! We’ll announce the winner this weekend! #ComicCon

Not sure why, but watching THE BOYS makes me crave cookies and milk just a little bit less. Weird... Fandom #fandom20 #TheBoys

Currently wondering whether a Venn diagram or just one big circle would be more appropriate to compare the no. of dudes who go on about women having "daddy issues" vs the dudes who hope abusive, cheating, "I'll stop by only when I need something" Daddy Dictator will save them.

NEW: J.D. Vance, a Republican US senator and Trump’s running mate left his Venmo account public, exposing his list of “friends,” from fellow Yale Law grads to tech executives—precisely the elites he rallies against. wired.com/story/jd-vance…

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Super excited to see Donald J. Trump somehow connect childcare costs to either wind farms or Tha Borderrr tonight rather than answer that question, or others 😑 #Debatenight #Debate2024

"Trump is a great businessman!" says the guy who won't accept that Trump has no idea how increased tariffs mean costs are passed along to consumers 🙃 #Debatenight #Debate2024

.David Muir literally explained how tariffs work in passing costs to consumers, and Donald J. Trump outright said "nah, only China has to pay". No wonder Trump has been bankrupt MANY times. #debate #Debate2024

I cackled in the most broken way when Trump said immigrants are coming in and eating people's pets in Springfield, Ohio. Like... why? Are you okay, buddy? #debate

Was super nervous about watching High Potential. Sadly, was correct to feel that. kaitlin olson is great, as usual, but the writing is shit-tastic so far in many spots. A problem solver would know to TEXT a heads up if a call is inaudible, as one example 😑

...It's Vlad the Impala.

FINALLY Gavin Newsom and *those people* turned on the sprinklers over Los Angeles. Bureaucracy really DOES drag things out. #LAFires

I hadn't looked at the stats in ages on this PBS-type video I threw together on the FOX lot, then suddenly saw a flood of new comments and such. Which is how I learned about the #500cigarettes memes. I'm old. The Orville Seth MacFarlane #klyden youtu.be/O2qS3o0eeug?si…

Donald Trump was President during the last census.

Wild to consider that, regardless of whom the VERY known and polarizing speaker was, no one seemed to be actively watching the security cameras at #UVU at that time. No one wondered why someone had climbed up on a roof and radioed an alert. #CharlieKirkdead

Never thought I would agree with Tucker Carlson on anything, but here we are... except it isn't taking anywhere close to a year. #IStandWithJimmyKimmel