In about 2002 I wanted 'Easy Lover' by Phil Collins and Philip Bailey on my new iPod. I didn't have it on CD to import it onto my iPod, so I found it on Limewire. It took 7 hours to download and when I opened it it was a video of two men shagging.

🎄A beautiful sight… We’re happy tonight.. walking under women’s underwear🎄

Watching a documentary about castles and contemplating an early night.

Watching the sunrise from my desk. Jesus didn’t die for this!

Was it cocaine?

Out for drinks in the corporate shirts

14 hour day. Admittedly, 7 of those were spent in a restaurant and pub, but still. On train home. Bloke has just opened a bottle of champagne on the train. ‘tis the season.

Got signed off for as many months as the sick pay lasted, quit and got a new job - which I knew wouldn’t go anywhere but paid me during my non-compete for 6 months - then got a proper job. Highly recommend.

Narrator: But she did leave.

I’ve got a report to write. A complicated one. Typically takes 2/3 days and I break up on Friday. Am I doing it? Am I fuck. I’m going to lunch.

Oh noes…

Old and new.

I just read the BBC are refusing to play Fairytale of Christmas. This made me really confused cuz like, who the fuck are the BBC?

Will people PLEASE stop emailing me!

Affray in a manger

I’m glad the Ashes is in Australia this year so I can’t waste any time watching it. *slow handclap

Just seen some lads in full hi viz, balaclavas and hard hats, sheltering under umbrellas from a little light drizzle. We used to be a country.

When they discontinued Brannigans crisps.

Fucking hell, keep it light lads.