Hope Lena doesn't mind that I invited my aunt over for dinner! It's been so long since I've seen her!

I know I'm the one with long hair in this relationship but how am I the one always waking up with Lena's hair in my face?

[Emily (truck backing up beeping noises) is fast asleep in bed, one leggy sticking out of the blankie]

I hope my girlfriend-slash-fiancée isn't doing any crimes!

While Lena's definitely not doing crimes, I'm going to get my bum on the sofa and eat an entire chocolate bar while [Overdramatic Reality TV show] is on.

Happy Christmas, everyone! I hope you all stay safe and warm. I bought Lena a new pair of Crocs, and a set of racecar jibbitz.

I love coming home from work and the house smells like chippies 😊

[And Emily's winning 😊]

I can't hear Lena over the sounds of my candies being crushed. Oh, what's that? Level 616 complete?

I heard huge knockers and came running

Good morning! Friendly reminder that I am gay! And I love Tracer Overwatch!

Love do you think I could drink more than Cassidy? Lena 'Tracer' Oxton

Oh. Oh. I'm going to make some tea and watch *this*!

Happy International Women's day! I love women! Specifically one woman!

Oh, come on, you lot. The moment I met Fareeha, my gaydar went off so hard I got a migraine.

It's been my plan all this time. To drag Lena and her co-workers…into playing a ttrpg campaign with me. I'm so devious, I surprise myself!

Can't believe Lena went to the concert without me 😞 …yes I know I had parent-teacher interviews that night, but still!!

HELLO, HOLIDAYS. I LOVE TRACER OVERWATCH.

Hey, no fair! I'm not allowed to be evil :(

The real question is: does Evil Lena still wear socks with her sport mode Crocs? Please someone investigate, I must know. For science.