every ounce of skill i had leaving the moment i queue up with any of my friends

Me: *drinking from a soggy straw to save the planet* World leaders:

*Trump starts world war 3* Me with loans and zero savings:

AND NOT A SINGLE COLLAB

omw to get the worm early asf

Me walking to my closet to grab my pigeon doctor costume.

graduating with 0 friends, 0 internships under my belt, 0 recommendation letters, 0 job opportunities in my field

I....just....wanna....graduate....

at the library everyday trying to get this fuckass degree

toronto has amazing things..like the eating centre right beside dumbass square.. also the the seeing tower and davids peanut square

the way she forgot about everything else 😭😭

asian women be like "let's get molly tea"

WHATS HIS ACTUAL PROBLEMDBWBDJWBDJEV

POV: Você está vendo um filme durante um dia claro com a janela aberta

This guy cums in girls

girl i can't take this anymore

28, rich, hot, handsome, soft spoken, can cook, rides a bike, boxes, has tattoos and piercings, successful, multi-talented, and absolutely my type.