Honey glazed (proteins) is also rubbish, stop eating that nonsense 🌚

Started studying English linguistics for funsies and they started talking about dividing vowels into quadrants and shifting anti clockwise mmmmm no thank you, me no hablo engles.

Jan feb mar april chineke mayy

Idk how people drop their life savings on gambling I feel suicidal when I spent $20 on DoorDash and the food ends up being mid

Adulthood is realizing when you’re on your last straw, there’s always a laster straw!

Ngl our parents really ate with printing out our pictures and putting them in albums.

Being a mom is wild.. You wake up... and immediately you're needed for everything No warm up Just straight into mom mode 😅

This Naturium body wash is too expensive to last only 7-10 days. Going back to my Olay

"Why don't you post yourself anymore?" Me:

Simi Olusola-Ajayi, a graduating Master's student in Human-Computer Interaction, will represent the graduating class as the student speaker at the 2026 Commencement Ceremony. 🎓👏 At CMU, Simi has focused on responsible innovation and the governance of emerging technologies.

canadian girls will be like "i needed this" & it's just going outside without a jacket

until I became a mother I had NO idea the strength it takes to just survive the day sometimes. I am totally in awe of every mother

I was at a POS shop today. The POS man saw this little girl and said in Yoruba, “Tell your mummy, you’re old enough now o, so we can start coming.” She’d be at most 12. I spat on his table, told the girl to take me to her mum’s shop, and told them to never send her there anymore

anyone coming to Canada anytime soon?

The money I’m making now knows its father, the one I’m looking for is bastard money. I need to make bastard money.

How do you get your toddler to eat? 😭😭😭

Motherhood really made me realize how strong women actually are because HOW am I this tired and still functioning 😭 🥱

I always wonder if parents of identical twins have ever mistaken one for the other, causing them to somehow switch their names permanently 😅

The happy mother's day effect when you like a post is so cool 😂 I've been liking all posts on my timeline Happy mother's day (in advance) to all our mums!🎊