"I didn't study, so I made a smiley face"

"Yeah, but then I started second-guessing myself. Like when you answered B for 3 questions and you get suspicious, so you mark C."

"Remember kids, big thighs may be good, succulent even, but the breasts are typically better for you."

"I was...uhh...sick."

"Whatchu mean?! Of course we are! You're my Naga! What would I do without you?"

"I can't believe Wanda gave me the ugly"

"Babysitting? Well, one would have to have a baby for that, right?"

Deadpool cupped his face in shock. "And you DIDNT TELL ME!? Well, CONGRATULATIONS, KNUX! I DIDN'T KNOW YOU GOT BUSY LIKE THAT! You gotta show me the lil' stinker. I gotta buy'em some toys and some storybooks an-" 2+2=4, Wade. "You want /ME/ to babysit?!"

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I'll never forget how Bayonetta just bust it wide open for God and his angels in the middle of the street

Based

At times you have to really sit down, look at the world, and just say...Yeah, but why?

Where was MY cameo, huh? Everyone and their momma gets a cameo. WHAT ABOUT ME DeMAYO!?

"Can I off you a chimichanga in these trying times?"

"Man that shit's catchier than a law firm with a jingle"

Remember, it isn't Doctor Doom. It's DOCTOR DOOM

After 5000 years I'm free!!

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