I was actually quite excited for the #WWEEliminationChamber main event. Then Danhausen appaeeared and I no longer give a shit about this show or the final Wrestlemania that will ever be held in a semi-civilised nation. Great job, Triple H, you've killed the business.

We’ve gone from “can we sneak into the playoffs?” to… We’re 2nd with 7 games to go 😅 Today: vs Shrewsbury (4th) vs Notts County (3rd) Can we actually hold the automatic promotion spots? Watch the run-in here 👇 youtube.com/watch?v=zZyde5… #FM26 #FootballManager #RoadToGlory

3 games. 4 points. Promotion is almost ours 😅🔥 vs Port Vale (H) vs Cambridge United (A) Can we actually hold our nerve and get to League One? Watch the run-in 👇 youtube.com/watch?v=CPPVw0… #FM26 #FootballManager #PromotionRace #RoadToGlory

LEAGUE ONE DEBUT! 🎉 But FFP is already causing chaos! 💸 Can we kick off the new season strong against Colchester & Leyton Orient, or will the financial restrictions be too much? Watch the new episode 👇 youtu.be/Ce8gE0BdOzQ #FM26 #FootballManager #LeagueOne #RoadToGlory

DERBY DAY. 🔥 Oxford United in the derby, then Stockport County at home – two massive League One tests back-to-back. Can Swindon Supermarine prove we belong at this level? Watch the new episode 👇 youtube.com/watch?v=SgrhDr… #FM26 #FootballManager #LeagueOne #OxfordUnited

Trophy night then derby day. Barnet in the cup, Oxford away in the league – huge episode. ⚽🔥 Watch Hometown To Hero #47: youtube.com/watch?v=cw5NlG… #FM26 #HometownToHero

FFP finally sorted. New signings in. Top of League One… and now a Bristol City derby AND Exeter at home. 😬⚽ Hometown To Hero #48 is live: FFP Clear & Top Of The League! Derby Day vs Bristol City Watch here: youtube.com/watch?v=aSqTEG… #FM26 #HometownToHero #FootballManager

From 1st to 4th. Two games left. Four teams chasing 2nd. 😬 Final Chance At Promotion! Four-Way Battle For 2nd Place Bristol City away, Bolton at home. Season on the line. Watch here: youtube.com/watch?v=GQNvTs… #FM26 #HometownToHero #FootballManager

DO OR DIE! 😬 Play-Off Semi-Final against Colchester. Win or go home. Can Swindon Supermarine make it to Wembley? Watch the high-stakes drama now: youtube.com/watch?v=QgjNGO… #FM26 #HometownToHero #FootballManager #PlayOffs

WE'RE IN THE CHAMPIONSHIP! 🎉 First game away at West Brom, then Ipswich in the League Cup. A new era for Swindon Supermarine begins! Come join the journey! youtube.com/watch?v=3jNkZZ… #FM26 #HometownToHero #FootballManager #Championship

DERBY DAY & FALLEN GIANTS! 🤯 We've got Reading in the League Cup, then a massive Championship tie vs Leeds United! This episode is HUGE. Watch now! youtube.com/watch?v=sAtmt_… #FM26 #HometownToHero #FootballManager #EFLChampionship

Max and Chloe are finally back. Three days before a fire destroys everything. No commentary - just me, the story, and a novelist trying not to lose it completely. Life Is Strange: Reunion Pt 1 is live. 🔥 youtu.be/JeV6nI2MJ0Q #LifeIsStrangeReunion #LifeIsStrange #MaxAndChloe

ROCK BOTTOM & NEW TACTIC! 📉 We're 24th in the Championship and unleashing a Gegenpress gamble vs Sheffield Wednesday & Fulham! Can it save our season? Watch now! youtu.be/WwetDDrnpOs #FM26 #HometownToHero #FootballManager #Championship

Is the #FM26 World Cup DLC on its way? 🧐 I've gathered all the compelling evidence in my latest video. This isn't just speculation; it's a deep dive into the future of international management in #FootballManager. Watch now: youtu.be/kQMrcd1iU1w #FM26DLC #FM26 #WorldCup

Can't believe Scott Mills is now refereeing the DR Congo vs. Jamaica World Cup Qualifier. Crazy turn of events.

6 GAMES TO SAVE OUR SEASON. 🔴⚽️ Survival Mode is ON. We need 4 wins to stay in the Championship, starting with Stockport (A) and Derby (H). The run-in begins here. 📺 Watch now: youtu.be/_tvoOd2tk7k #FM26 #HometownToHero #FootballManager

TWO WINS FOR SAFETY. 🔴📊 The momentum is real. After 6 points from 6, we head to Swansea (A) and Peterborough (H) with one goal: securing our Championship status. The calculus is simple. The execution is everything. 📺 Watch the run-in continue: youtu.be/EvwjJt9gKis #FM26

THE FINAL DAY. 🤯 One point separates us from the drop. Episode 58 of FM26 Hometown To Hero is here, and everything is on the line. Can we survive? The climax has arrived. 📺 Watch the dramatic conclusion: youtu.be/G9MeyEfL26w #FM26 #HometownToHero #FootballManager

Hey Twitch Support, sort this clown out: twitch.tv/meatballjnr - he's got 200 bots watching him and bought 300 followers in the last hour. He's raiding out to randomers and restarting stream to inflate his VOD numbers. Get him gone, yeah?

Today, I learned that Helen Mirren supports genocide and I was pretty disappointed. I was also disappointed to learn that she couldn't read a map, but I guess that's less important than the genocide thing.