“you’re just going through a midlife crisis” no i’m not. and while we’re on the topic, have you met my bat.

so harsh. I’m hurt.

🪓

“I felt you staring a hole into the back of my head, cowboy,” currently smoking a cigar, inhaling it deep. exhaling it slow. “feel like sharing with the class?”

you keep repeatin’ that.

well stop diggin’ in your butt and help me kill these things.

? lazy bastard. do i gotta bribe ya just to get some help around here?