Move to Wisconsin.

I love anime, women, and Valorant.

jesus wafers and monster

Down 2 in the 8th inning, the dugout looked up, saw this, and said “let’s win one for Mark”. We got you man.

If ur ever sad pls read through the pokemon center reviews (pt. 2)

Today I learned that aggressive goats have to wear pool noodles and it feels like information I should share

Tate Agent coming to Valorant. Does 2X damage to Female Agents 😈

At least once a month, I randomly remember that Dr Phil once invited the creator of the BumFights video series on his show to confront him about exploiting vulnerable people for financial gain—only for him to show up dressed up as Dr Phil & point out he does the same exact thing.

“you never open up to me" bro we only met 4 years ago, it takes time

men invented arm wrestling so they could hold hands and look in each other's eyes

“consensual workplace relationship” is the skeeziest thing he could have included in there

Skip college. Quit your 9-5. Stop drinking. Wake up early. Go on long walks. Lift weights. Eat protein. $10k all day. It’s dead-simple. 99% of people won’t do this. Be a 1% hero. Unlock life. Cold showers. Invincibility. Power. Masculinity. Testosterone. Winning.

guy who's addicted to lunch: [biting into a sandwich at 8:30 am] hey, it's 12 pm somewhere

these guys are about to reinvent the train and call themselves geniuses

Days ago an entire female Valorant team and the head coach for Rising Hope left the Org unanimously on account of another coach showing the team his penis live on discord…

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JEVON IS THE COLDEST MFER YOU WILL FIND