Cade’s lung was in his butthole two weeks ago and now they need my dawg to average 40 to beat the 8 seed

You think you’re better than Tim Duncan or the Admiral? Put on the shirt

millennials gonna start comparing this to Spider-Man no way home

Franmil Reyes in a Nippon-Ham commercial

good morning #LetEmKnow

Browns are gonna trade 6 and give KC Carnell Tate lol

Careless Pervert, White Boy Rick and Javonte Green the only positives

Let’s say someone likes your ape enough that they want to wear it on a shirt. They would pay you royalties for that.

Didn’t get an outright dog shit crew two games in a row let’s go

The onion has announced that with the help of the Sandy Hook families, it has reached a deal to take over infowars and that Tim Heidecker™ Official will be their creator director. theonion.info

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

If the Cavs end up getting the Magic somehow everyone is welcome to sleep in my living room

I promise you I’d never eat again if my ex posted her new man bodying me in the post on national tv

Barber said my hair is “thicker than a carpet”

Can he come up yet or will I get beaten for asking that

James Harden calling for a switch to intentionally get a European player on him in ISO

Woke is trying to make it illegal to give your friends good advice

noble savage for millennial cringe is funny I do this bit a lot but it’s not fr critical analysis 😭