Me to my boss after the drug test comes back negative

You guys have fun staying poor

Shaq doing what I be doing if I was a celeb, Go after them regular hoes

Finding out a mutual is 27+

Body wants sex, Mind wants money, heart wants love.. i jus wnna smoke

I'm starting to believe in the theory that to be success in your work you need the right mental disorder IT - Autism Finance - OCD Art - Depression Designer - ADHD Fashion - Narcissism Management - Anxiety Politics - At least 3 the above Unemployed - All of this above

This should have more views. Positive thinking.

I worry less and less about AI taking my job with the more I learn about it tbh

Don’t give niggas the benefit of the doubt. Doubt the benefit of niggas FRFR

POV: All of us in 2030 because we bought $AMZN, $MSFT, and $META in 2026.

I’ve left two gyms in my life the regular one it took 34 seconds Planet fitness acted like I was trying to get out of a car lease

Your Ancestors Crowned You. Sit. Up. Straight.

don't compare yourself to 60yr old millionaires that did it in 40 years bro we have Claude, N8N, WiFi and unlimited caffeine do it in 6 months lock in

Be the guy with a black hoodie on

Cooper whenever the Mavericks wear those green jerseys LMAOO 😭

Stack ya paper these hoes come and go

- Don’t skip out on teeth cleanings & physicals, especially as you age. - Stay in the gym - Invest in recovery with spa/massage - Get that degree NOW if you don’t have it - Gamify your life, you’ll thank yourself in the long run - Don’t become dependent on drugs or alcohol