ホッピングがあれば川を安全に渡れますっ☆ちぃたん☆ですっ☆ How to cross a river safely👍

you mean the... home kit?? the kit whose colours... don't change??

this is the most Big Sean coded bar I've ever laid my eyes upon

I'm like a crow, if you do something nice for me I'll love you forever but if you're m-mean to me... mean... you meanie! what'd I ever do to you...... :(

I live in an island with a population of 200k, the concept of 5 mil being "tiny" is absurd to me tbh

crazy thing is that this is still one of the first gifs you get from typing kikuri... sono motion is unmatched

bawl your eyes out, van dijk, livershite been getting decisions from the refs for too long

I'm not dead btw (not for lack of trying)

I'd rather have 1000 tweets liked by the same 3 people than 1 tweet liked by 3000 people I don't know

at the senior citizen's home watching obituaries...

brick by brick

Counselor: "and what seems to be the issue?" Husband: "lately she's been coming home bragging about how she's giving all her customers 'straight teeth'" Wife (Orthodontist): "babe..."

THE BOLD ONE Emirates FA Cup Enjoy your quadruple, pal.

happy bunny day!

not important but I just recently fully maxed my account in this stupid game 🧍

g-guys? where'd everyone go?? ):

still haven't been able to sleep, that Bournemouth match has my head on the fucking moon

talk to anyone in the real world and you'll see this is wrong. twitter will have you thinking mfs who have never watched a game of the club they 'support' represent the average fan of that club