and if i saw an alien i wouldn’t even give af honestly i got too much going on fr

“People bully you at work because they’re a loser when they clock out” is the realest shit I ever heard

i kinda have an eating disorder but like in a chill way

There is no more devastating an insult from a British person than the word "wow!"

Trump gleefully told the story of how Queen Camilla saw his Oval Office redecorating and said "wow." For non-Anglophiles... "Wow" in British slang is similar to "bloody hell"

Things happen to Ferrari drivers that you literally wouldn’t believe unless you saw it with your own eyes

And let me just say this… ladies when you’re educated, pretty, got motion AND no kids. You do NOT have to settle for struggling with someone. You have every right to be selective.

if you told me the downfall of the human race started as a virus spread on a cruise ship I would 100% believe you

I feel like if you go on a cruise you should have to sign a clause that says if a deadly outbreak occurs on board the ship will be sunk

Every time I see a horrific story about a cruise ship I just think how vindicated I feel about hoping never to be on one. I can’t imagine the horror of being trapped in a tiny cabin knowing folk are dying around you and that it’s gonnae be made into a Netflix documentary.

This is why I will always wear an N95 on a flight. Because you could be seated next to a woman whose husband died of a mystery illness, who was also showing signs of illness, who got on a flight and then who collapsed in the airport and then died in hospital. Cool cool.

Put me unmedicated in a room with RFK Jr. for 30 mins and he’ll come out saying we need Lexapro in the drinking water

I have a very non-woke opinion about that cruise ship with the virus.

'The two passengers who bought Hanzavirus onto the ship had preciously been bird watching on a rubbish dump' is the most real life opening scene of an 'outbreak' movie I have ever heard

holy shit they were still saying this in January of 2020 lmao

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What a horrible day to have eyes and ears and a working frontal lobe 🙃

Voting Reform is literally like sticking your face in the chip pan. Except there will be no NHS there to fix your melted face.

And just like that, the very wealthiest party in the U.K. backed by foreign billionaires is supported by the very poorest members of society who dislike foreigners. You couldn’t make this shit up.

Just met a Reform UK voting couple who didn't know it opposed: Rise in minimum wage End of two-child benefit cap Expansion of free school meals, free breakfast clubs Help with school uniforms Horrified that they would lose big from Reform How many others voted without knowing?