Smol

having someone over to your apartment is so intimate. it’s like welcome! so this is all my stuff

my retirement plan is looking like we'll all be dead from the collapse of civilization before we hit 65 anyway so who cares.

James Baldwin Response to “Why must you always concentrate on color?”

me: ok im for real going to go to bed early tonight my brain: hey so unfortunately you gotta research what kind of whale is the biggest whale

Arguing with me is pointless. I knew I was wrong 15 minutes ago. I’m just trying to make you mad now

#Cancer's are amazing writers. Because of their hard shell, they are better at written word than spoken.

Am I the only one who thinks that Have I Got News For You is lot like Because News ? 🫣

I can't prove this, but I swear I used to be smarter, funnier, and less tired.

It's amazing that Doug Ford thinks he can find $150 billion dollars to dig a tunnel but can't find enough to repair a roof at the Ontario Science Centre?

Cats taught me a lot about how to not stress out another living being. Love this from Rabbi Shais Taub.

Nobody is thinking about you. They're too busy thinking of themselves.

How us 80s kids dealt with stress 😂

If you got married to someone thoughtful, responsible, driven, with whom you can have stimulating conversations every day, someone who has your back, who makes you feel loved in a society where no one has time anymore, treasure them, you already won the lottery.

This will always be my favourite internet video and it consistently makes my mood better ♥️

i still think maybe we all died in 2016 and this is just purgatory.

This Kamala Harris costume and laugh 😂😭

1994: I can’t wait to see what the world is like in 30 years. 2024: oh.

can we normalize having more than just a few tickets to shows under $5000 please? sheesh

My bet is Dougie wants out so he can run for PM. #onpoli