U see a guy drinking one of those yogurt drinks that come in the tiny bottles. Do u get the instant ick?

just shirley ballas in her dressing room talking to me about my break up

dumped his ass cos i deserve better and i haven’t even cried which is how i know it was the right thing to do. Or I may be a robot or just someone on antidepressants

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Thank u, next! Except not thank u

I will download any game that pops up 🆙 on my Instagram and says I can’t win

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part 2

hating everything atm hate working in tv hate being freelance hate the hours but then hate working in real jobs hate having a boss hate paying rent hate London SOMETIMES but it’s all coming up milhouse pls pull thru 2023

I guess I booked flights to Belfast at 5am. Not my worst move

Renting a zipcar cos it’s sunny and I miss driving

I literally feel like I look like a different person every time I leave the house

my genuine excuse for not being able to make it is that my boat engine needs fixing and i need to look after a sausage dog and also sell all my furniture. sorry

hinge is bringing out a very ugly side to me

ppl don’t know the definition of disorientated until u have to move ur house every 2 weeks like where do u live this week

whenever i drink an iced latte in approx 7 seconds I really think to myself that was £4 well spent

don’t use this app anymore cos i literally can’t find it on my screen what’s it called again

anyway am only tweeting as I’m sat at Nando’s on my ones (happy place where I find peace)

rly want a composting toilet for the boat but can’t take anything seriously

puregym app telling me im on some mad workout streak when i literally go there to shower and leave