Your goals don’t care if you’re tired

Indiana keep filling up these pot holes with Oreo crumbs bitch we need cement

Dad took the "Tom Brady to the Buccaneers" news pretty well.

no one: guys after coming out of quarantine:

do british websites use biscuits?

There can only be one

Weezy F Baby and the F is for Fuck Carole Baskin

Whoever said one person can’t change the world never ate an undercooked bat

😂 How It Be Trying To Show Off With Your Dog.😂🐶

I feel bad for gazelles because every animal in the wild be eating these niggas like Sunflower seeds. Lol

Chick-fil-A has mastered the drive thru

The world would be bleak without DoorDash drivers

When you need a new car, but you’re not sure about your credit 🤣

I hope that even my worst critics remain on Twitter, because that is what free speech means