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Charlie Bond

@charlievbond

Freelance lifestyle editor, journo and copywriter. Editing @kentishceremony. Also words for @huffpostuk, @stylistmagazine, @join_the_flock & others

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Sleep while the baby sleeps, or use naptime to cook cheap sausage rolls and then eat them straight from the baking tray 🤷‍♀️

Sleep while the baby sleeps, or use naptime to cook cheap sausage rolls and then eat them straight from the baking tray 🤷‍♀️
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#journorequest For Metro online I'm looking for someone who collects royal memorabilia and has a large collection that they'd be happy to talk about and show off in pics. If this is you, please drop me an email on [email protected]

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Today I really confirmed my status as a parent when I found myself saying "no, Lightning McQueen isn't in the cheese grater".

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I know it can be a controversial topic but I think sometimes mums really just need a break...and if it's in the sunshine with rosé in hand then even better. Here's a piece I wrote for Metro Lifestyle on not judging mums who go away child-free. metro.co.uk/2023/06/23/why…

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To make myself feel better about the fact my child has essentially just eaten snacks for lunch, I shall henceforth be calling a meal of raisins, cucumber and mini cheddars 'toddler tapas'.

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I always feel weird writing such personal articles, but I hope this will help anyone else who suffers with PMDD and parents through it. Thanks Netmums for publishing my piece: netmums.com/support/what-i…

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Me: oh autumn is my favourite season 🍂 Also me: Wtf is this temperature? I shall hibernate until spring, effective immediately

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Okay I'm not one for conspiracy theories but...what's the deal with socks? Like, where do they go? And why do I keep having to buy more?

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Absolutely no available toilets on the Southeastern train I'm on from Charing X to Staplehurst. Even the conductor has called it 'appalling'. What about people with disabilities, bladder issues, children..? Or people that simply want to use the toilet?! I could go on.