My Czech plug a Pink Floyd fan he slings Prague rock

castro valley mentioned

i love my girlfriend

what if i ripped this punk gig and then hopped in a waymo

Neil Young

easy breezy dubai chocolate froyo tastes like a burnt clear vape

trying to put rachel on to crowbar

what about charlie sterba

literally every time i go out to eat with my friends everyone gets their food before me and i have to sit there waiting like a jackass

i need a harmonica

meatball sub before playing the set was a bad idea

last night was a low budget music video

charlie has pulled up to my Netflix

how do i get a job driving the zamboni for the sharks

every time they call a number at in n out i gotta check my receipt to make sure mine didn’t change

count your days oakland parking enforcement

when they’re mean to the whales in avatar

there’s always gotta be at least one guy at every wedding with a bolo tie. and i am that guy