But since we *are* talking about Glenn Hoddle, this bit from Sheringham's autobiography always kills me ...

I think Theresa May is avoiding debates because she's actually like the dummy from Mannequin & scared she'll turn back into one live on air. x.com/christopherhop…

While it’s all Beatley, here (again) is that Victorian poster that inspired Lennon to write The Ballad Of John And Yoko.

Prevenge, Alice Lowe's black comedy about a pregnant killer, is out now on DVD, Blu-ray and download. bit.ly/2kp1BlB

Please note: nothing's official until the club confirms. #CPFC 🦅 x.com/bbclaurak/stat…

Looks like they set up a few GoPros, then pissed off and left them to it. #bbcglasto x.com/realbobmortime…

Martin Fry was the lead singer of…

.Susan Calman nailed it.

This picture of Henry Rollins and Nick Cave babysitting is the gift that keeps on giving

Muslim attacks four British youth. Donald J. Trump

My wife refuses to believe anyone else sits down studiously with the festive fortnight Radio Times and uses highlighters to mark out favoured shows and films. If you do too, please RT. Thank you.

"What's that?" "Blue Passports" "Nah, I said bloop arse ports. Arse ports for bloops" #moreiconicthanbluepassports

Five Alive was a lovely positive name for a fruit juice. The original name was Over Two Hundred Missing Feared Dead

It's not all blue lights and whizzing horns: these detectives sneak up on the criminal. And then mime putting them in a box.

Put a donk in it #plughits

Windowlicker #PLUGhits

9 to 5 #PLUGhits

I think the red one will play linoleum by nofx #PLUGhits

“Help I am Steven Seagal’s guitar” x.com/sseagalofficia…