Double standards really tick me off.

High school gym teacher Leonard Skinner holds the latest album by a band of his former students Lynyrd Skynyrd.

Even though Warner Bros is terrified to release any cartoons with Speedy Gonzales, we have never met anyone, including Latino, Mexican, Brazilian or anyone, that has found him offensive. In fact they say how much they loved him.

McDonald's locations in Tennessee are drawing attention for their public display of faith. The restaurants owned by Tony and Gina Wolfe proudly display the message of Easter in their windows. Awesome to see! 🙌

Nobody brewed a better pot of coffee.

It’s really unfair that politicians get their own holiday…

When Johnny Cash and Boss Hogg are on Columbo leave me the hell alone because I ain’t got time for nothing else.

Court Jester Robert DeNiro spotted heading toward the No Kings protest

Mr. T joined the Army National Guard in 1975. He was a solid soldier: squad leader in the Military Police with a strong recommendation from his drill sergeant. The one wild story? A platoon sergeant told him to chop down trees but didn't say how many. Mr. T cut down 70 trees in

So I was at a bar and suddenly the bartender shouts, “does anybody know CPR? I yelled out, “I know the entire alphabet” and we all laughed… well except for that one guy…

My doctor suggested since I’m getting older I should install a shower bar in my shower. I don’t really get it but he’s the doctor so I did as he suggested… it did turn out nicely…

On THE NAKED GUN, Priscilla Presley’s first entrance was staged to evoke Charlotte Rampling’s balcony entrance in Farewell, My Lovely... then undercut with a pratfall.

Bingo.. it's not just liberal women either...

March 31,1981

Peanuts Charles Schulz 04.03.78

March 31,1991

44 years ago, those nasty Funk Brothers bested me and brother Jack at the Sportatorium in Tampa.

Liberals: "Follow the science." Also liberals: "Not that part!" 🤡

“I would still go for the one-page contract. I like to deal with people where a one-page contract will do the job. If I need 50 pages to protect myself against the person I’m dealing with, I’ll always wonder if I needed 51.” — Warren Buffett