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I have transgendered the aliens that were in the prison and which also were probably executing the babies forgive me I have the best rallies so large and so not bored

being a moderator is a crazy job, just sitting and listening for a full minute and saying "thank you, but nobody is eating dogs"

Why does Marco Rubio always sound like one of the weirdest residents of Springfield

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Drag name: Hernest Emingway

Whenever I read about actors not knowing anything about current pop music I always roll my eyes, but then again I’ve never heard any of the major hits from Coochie McQueen and the Hot Tots feat. Gravy Boat so maybe I’m part of the problem

Insufferable about movies, continued

The 20th anniversary edition of Crush will publish in early 2025. Hardcover. With a new introduction by Dana Levin and an afterword by me. Available for preorder now. yalebooks.yale.edu/9780300278576/…

people say we're alike. they say we've got the same hair.

well ungrow them

Stop what you're doing (doom-scrolling can wait!) and read this poem!

I have been skating across a week of migraines…3 in 5 days. Feeling constantly on the edge of one starting too. Any tips from my migrainey peeps out there

It’s not easy to be racist, homophobic, xenophobic, ignorant of culture and world history, and desperate for relevance in one tweet but I guess that’s what they teach you at Yale?

Haitians also had to pay France the value of their “lost labor” in exchange for independence. They started paying in 1825 and some accounts estimate the final payment on the debt (paid to pay off loans to cover that debt) was in 1947.

Well…. Straw Dogs was weird and dull until the last 20 minutes which were some of the most stressful I’ve seen.