I know I’m old because now when someone tells me they’re pregnant I say congratulations instead of “omg babe what u gonna do” 🥹

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How can anybody possibly walk past 8 “no card payments” signs and be shocked when I can’t take their card at the till 🤫🫠

Screaming at myself resorting to lying in bed watching the little mermaid instead of adulting today 🤣🤣 times r tough

Removed the baby gate for the first time since stormi arrived (our overgrown XL bulldog) & now she is ferociously running up and down the stairs in pure excitement every time she realises it’s gone🤣 cba

Am I being a stupid pig or is it annoying when somebody just fucking does everything for you!!!! Let me beeeee

A can’t believe they’re bringing titanic 2 to life like

Working from home is so hard when you have an XL bulldog that thinks she’s a cat. She’s mauled a bird while getting pecked off it’s whole family, all while am in a 22 people zoom call with the camera on 🥲🥲🥲

Can’t scream from the rooftops enough how much I love working at home, I spend all day with my little mam & we have dinner together and that and I just loveeee it

I’d like to know what “reality” is for a stay at home mam??? Back to reality kids back at school for 7 hours a day while you watch TikTok and clean your kitchen??? You mean back to the mom school hols 😤🤣 only foaming cos I work full time n wish I could be arsed to be a FTM

I’m always whinging on that my little Minnie sleeps on my clothes and follows me around everywhere but I’ve just read online that it means she’s imprinted on me and I make her feel safe 😭😭😭 love her

Can’t believe Rishi Sunak is on about banning American XL Bulldogs as a breed when you can absolutely guarantee there is no comeuppance for the gimp owners who make them that way😠

Lisa Barlow spends £60k a year on glam????? I don’t even MAKE 60k a year

Eeee you think you know someone then you see them commenting wart on elphabas lives 🤌🏼😵‍💫🤣

Now that av ignored the door all night a feel bloody terrible for these kids man. Every single door in every single street used to answer and give you pennies, sweets or even fruit! Sing ya little rhyme and off you popped. Aw man it’s not the same

"Gonna get me in trouble you 👀" Just say you've got a mrs

Luis: “Molly and Tom your relationship is one sided” Tom: “what are you seeing” Luis: that it’s one sided #LoveIsland #LoveIslandAllStars

The experts on MAFS are idiots like. *polly cries* “yes actually it seems like Polly is quite upset” 🥲 it’s giving Karen from Mean Girls predicting the rain

Sacha and Ross are fucking mortal as well 🤣🤣🤣 Christ

We still don’t know what kind of ice cream Reid Hoffman told Epstein he was “bringing for the girls”. I guess some things will always remain a mystery 🤷‍♂️