Ur welcome losers

willful ignorance is such an icky/unattractive trait and I would argue at least 90% of men I know have displayed it at some point

my biggest pet peeve is when people over-promise and then under-deliver. because u could've just shut up

The office 📺

Whoever said absence makes the heart grow fonder clearly didn't have ADHD

Looking to find a babysitter for myself after my laser eye surgery as I will essentially be useless for min 5 days after - it will be really fun please inquire directly

if you’re a guy and we’re friends you’re basically like a girl to me i’m sorry queen

do I need to fit into a gown in less than two weeks? Yes .. but do I require five guys rn in order to have a will to live? Also yes

one man’s worst nightmare (me) is another man’s peace (also me).

“I’m not on TikTok” You’re not better than us. We know you’re on instagram reels scrolling your time away too. Only that you’re watching 4 week old videos ripped from TikTok

this is my favorite video on the internet

man hater online, lover girl irl.

Just made the most unreal Greek lemon chicken soup my god I live for soup sznnn

Very much talking to myself.

Truly nothing on earth ignites my hunting instincts like trying to find something specific at winners

If your mans says anything about a “work wife” I’m v sorry but that is not your man he is for the STREETS

Can’t wait to be bustin out of my costume tomorrow night like Winnie the Pooh after eating a jumbo bag of gushers tn hehe

Lack of consideration will kill any bond we have, I’m not reminding you to act like you care about me