if my experience is anything like the norm, you can ban saying "gay" in schools, but the English teachers are still going to flock to the queer kids, lingering ever so slightly when they hand them the print-outs until the day the students realize they're not straight

taking the afternoon off to process that my therapist is on BeReal

she's a 7 on her best day but she knows it so she will bend over backwards and pretend to not have needs so that you don't leave her and then when you inevitably leave anyway she will have a breakdown leading to her becoming a 4 but she will learn how to honor and express her wa-

i guess i have to learn who taylor swift is now?:???????>

This is the new Hollywood Reporter 100 and I'm proud to announce I am on it

Ryan Coogler does this thing where he picks the hottest man you've ever seen in your entire life and makes him the bad guy in a Black Panther movie

I want to be a Potluck Friendsgiving Personality Hire

*holding out a loose pill* "Wanna go on a ride the likes of which you've never experienced before?" I say, trying to get my brother to take anti-anxiety medication before Thanksgiving

say what you want about Bradley Cooper's A Star Is Born era, he left that voice in the past long before Austin Butler has

genuinely scared i would like the movie Babylon

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Hey! Thanks for sending in those pages. Let me first say, we LOVE the world. But we're wondering if it might make sense to do a punch pass on the dialogue. "Until union members start losing their apartments" felt a little on the nose. We want more nuance for our villain. We als--