not even a swat team could get me off the stairmaster if this ever happened to me

HAHAHAHA

it’s so fucking cold outside i hate men

idk who needed to hear this but in about 35 days the sun will start setting at 7pm

pirate trying to call someone out:

I say im not high maintenance until i realise im sitting here with my freshly dyson airwrapped hair and my dior lip oil on and realise maybe i am

one word. aura.

if i was famous i would do so many q&a’s because unfortunately i love talking about myself

Pets at (H)

HAHAHAHAHAAHA

B&M have closed their stores nationwide in respect of Becki Jones

Wtf this gotta do with me?

I cannot believe for a long time I thought Michael fabricant was a parody like Jonah from Tonga. Ur tellin me this is a real bloke?

THIS IS WHAT AM SAYIN

I care

Never had a unique experience in my life

WHAT IS LEMON8

“marrying late” and she’s just 33

Suddenly, you're 27. You make your coffee, rush to work, come home around 7, and you're too tired to do anything except eat, scroll on your phone, and pass out. Then you wake up, and do it all again. And when Friday comes, maybe you go out, or maybe you're just too tired.

This country is truly finished