nobody warns you about the number of movies people will simply assume youve seen

u need to get yaypilled. u need to be teeheemaxxing. u should be a smilecel. u should go :3 mode. billions must yippee

I'm at that age where I don't like when y'all make fun of people who are just being themselves and minding their own business. That's real ugly to me.

using * to correct my mistakes instead of editing the text cus i’m a real one

potentially about to leave my job for another job offer and i am struggling with it mentally but it would ultimately benefit me in many ways … ugh

not having a trash can in your bathroom feels like a hate crime (i’m at my friends house and they do not have a trash can in the bathroom)

It’s my twitter anniversary i’ve been on this app 10 godforsaken years

the froyo craze was early 2010s nobody ever gets anything right

we’re supposed to be potentially getting some snow this weekend and it rarely ever snows here so slightly excited to see if it actually happens or not

some of you need to learn that this applies to video games too

Aliens (completely bewildered): so the groundhog Me: is clairvoyant, yes

have a good day guys

the feminine urge to keep adding to someone’s gift cuz “it isn’t enough” 😭

took my boyfriend on a date last night and felt very successful hehe

i start a new job in a few weeks i am nervous but excited

i have way too many friends with February birthdays this is going to bankrupt me 😭😵‍💫