He. Broke. Her. Nose. That’s how we found out she was pregnant to begin with!

I’ve never accidentally, repeatedly punched someone in the face.

That’s what the doctor said.

You’re the one who put it out there when you caved in her face!

It was awful. Dad said the entire room was covered in her blood.

What? You don’t care about your dirty laundry getting aired. If you did, you wouldn’t be fucking in a public parking lot.

Running in circles, or trying to get away…

Good luck. She’s a pathological liar and has an attitude problem.

Nope. She’s always been that way. Lies to Dad and Steven too. Helle makes you work for everything. Hell, she didn’t even tell me when she got married. We’re twins. She’s supposed to tell me everything!

He always knows she lying, and eventually gets the truth, but it doesn’t stop her. She’ll lie to you too.

I want to drive by and paintball her car.

I’m going to just point out that he left her home in bed while he cheated on her… for their anniversary. The anniversary that indicated the end of their contract for marriage… Sounds to me like he didn’t just cheat, but celebrate the fact he was keeping his job.

She’s going to throw him out on his ass again. I hope you all reallze that.

Even I’m scared.

So, how young was this chick, cause that sounds bad.

That’s a double edged sword… not too young age wise, but professionally… yeah, way too young.

I always thought I would be the divorced twin.

You really should have told her who it was when she found out about the affair. You just undid all the hard work you put in to get back in her good graces, just cause you don’t know how to tell the truth when you get caught.

I’m the most amazing brother in law ever.

After Mom died, it was me who insisted we go. Both Dad and Helle just wanted to sit at husk and pretend like she didn’t want us to go.