Banana republic territory…

Pub bore bully boy 30p Lee not liking a bit of scrutiny, Jesus, he’s such a kunt, imagine how great it’s gonna be watching this mob of pure fannys get voted out on election night, can’t come soon enough!

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OOOFFFTTT!

Getting my bike serviced by the top lads at HD Goa 4yrs ago today before an epic 5000k ride around South India, I miss that bike and riding in India, very dangerous on the roads, just gotta remember everything’s trying to kill you and ride accordingly 😀 #Biker #motorbike #India

Sleaford fucking mods know…

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An Englishman German Finn and a Portuguese go for a naco na pedra, English obvs falls off the wagon after 6 weeks 🤣 ahh well, worth it, the food and wine is superb and cheap there, bonus of living away from central Lisbon, refocus and onto the next 10 weeks in a calorie deficit

Im a single guy with no commitments in the UK, the decision to move to Lisbon in 2020 before the gammon curtain came down was an easy one, still no less infuriating seeing these clips, lying self serving bullshitting corrupt Tory shitebags!!

The British ruling class of inbred mutants…..

Vesuvius erupting in 1944 and sailing towards it in 2020. It’s an awesome sight when you enter the gulf of Naples at sunrise and it slowly forms out of the gloom. #Vesuvius #Naples #Sailing

What absolute genius decided it would be a good idea to let Truss out of her gimp box then? Jesus Christ, get her back in and lock it sharpish! And stick that blond tw@t in as well while your at it FFS!

Had my ex long term partner visit from London, showed her some of the sites of Lisbon, Cristo Rei statue, Castle st. Jorge and went upto Sintra palace, sometimes living here you can forget what a beautiful City Lisbon is. #Lisbon

If gout was a person. A vile specimen in every way…

Ominous clouds followed by a hailstorm followed by a double rainbow over Benfica today…. #StormHour

The utter fucking insanity of brexit….

I mean, who would of thought it, an English Etonian upper class inbred mutant being a bit thick, crazy stuff hey 🤷‍♂️

Morning troops, ooofffttt, it’s baltic, forgot to put the wee heater on last night and living in an old Portuguese building, it’s probably warmer outside atm 😳 swear to god, I will NEVER complain again when it hits 40+ this summer!