Using twitter itna raat me is such a fuun

India should have a Muslim PM. But not Owaisi.

Twitter hits different while boring lectures :)

Spotify is like a human. Sometimes good and sometimes bad.

What is common between Mumbai local train and Sushant Singh Rajpoot, they're late :(

Since Babar scored runs against Zimbabwe, so he's called Zimbabar. Virat scored against Hong Kong, so should he be called KingKong :) #INDvHK

Don't compare #SuryakumarYadav with ABD, he's a different beast of same animal.

get ready to share sadness with your colleagues tomorrow morning :( #INDvsPAK

India loose the match coz, 1. Rohit Sharma captaincy 2. Arshdeep 3. Fakhruddin Baba #INDvsPAK

Dont boycott Kohli after a century against afghanistan :) #INDvsAFG #ViratKohli

babar scored against Zimbabwe, he's called Zimbabar. kohli scored against Afghanistan, now he's called KingKhan :) #INDvsAFG #ViratKohli

Sandeep to Prakhar Gupta - choti bacchi ho kya while Tiger to Prakhar Gupta - bada baccha hai kya #SaveShwetabhGangwar

7 books that I wish weren't so expensive (and hence, I am gifting them!) A thread...

I am giving away these 7 books. How to claim? 1. Follow me (open only to followers) 2. Reply to the tweet of the book you want to be gifted 3. Retweet the start of the thread. For every 700 RTs, I will add another 7 to the list. Here is the 1st tweet:x.com/warikoo/status…

19yr old mark zuckerberg invented facebook; while me searching a video on YouTube to watch while having food :(

What good is an idea if it remains an idea? Try. Experiment. Iterate. Fail. Try again. Change the world.