holy fuck, i'm about to die angry for no reason, twisted up inside holy fuck, i'm about to die

&- you’re so real for this one.

&- im just going to Retweet everything you say from now on because you are the only me ever.

&- it’s certainly going! as well as youre going, id say. has the brain ghost shown up for you yet?

&- you know that’s how they are. make you think they love you one moment and break your heart the next. kind of their thing, being princes and all. i kind of hate all of them except for like, two.

&- it’s secondhand, but yes, i do. &- hal is different, though. he’s a lot better. maybe you should invest in finding the one from your timeline.

&- woah now, what do you mean by that? &- hal isn’t just a robot, y’know. he’s a lot more than that! id really appreciate it if you didn’t invalidate our identities, thank you.

&- im going to end this conversation before I say something really mean. good day to you, mr crocker.

*Has a moment of sudden self realization.* Well im sure as shit not gonna unpack that!

Oh! Erm... You people think me or any of my friends are cis? That sounds like a you problem!

he was holding him too softly, with too much tender assurance that he felt something sick twisting in his gut, like shame at himself. 'but i am a monster,' he says, desperate for him to heed this warning. (he means: save yourself.) 'then you are my monster.'

&- realest thing i ever seen.

&- DO IT. THE FACIAL HAIR GODS ARE CALLING YOU, AMIGO. YOU MUST ANSWER THEM AT ONCE.

&- vegeta and goku Kissing Compilation

&- wait. this isn’t google. my bad!

&- is there a way to be Homophobic towards this? i would like to be homophobic.

I hadn’t exactly planned on reactivating this- in fact, I purposefully deactivated all my accounts early for a reason. But regardless: thanks to everyone and anyone I’ve interacted with for being our friends, but it’s time we moved on from this horrid website.