charmelaine

you can’t be saying all that, man

Something just happened….

I JUST BOUGHT SAND IN THE METAVERSE

I can confirm! Got to use a sol toilet after the team sonic racing tournamen. the water pressure was so strong, it came out of my big crocodile mouth

my financial woes are OVER!!! I have virtual deserts all over the world, bash! ALL OVER THE WORLD!!!!!!!

Wild Canyon. Mirage Saloon. Ares Island. DESERT DAZZLE. i am theKING of SAND!!!!!!!

bash enterprises …………..? well, Imm always open to negotiations….!

ya da ta da… it is good day to be not trapped!

It’s a hard knock life for a philanthropist…

( well, I DO gotta make a comeback from the whole sand king thing… ) alright, fine. but we split 50/50, no funny business!

me an dwhoe

espio, why did you buttfuck that guy?

This is like my own personal “gay son or thot daughter”, but instead of “thot daughter” it’s “gay son or gambling ninja”. is this hell? is this hell I’m in? It couldn’t even be somebody sweet? It has to be the reject death metal album cover’ lookin guy?