"I'll build a bridge or something... ...BECAUSE I GET THINGS DONE." [BOWSER] >Semi-Lit writer. >Mostly serious. >SMB, SSBU, all that. >Mostly SFW. [More in the thread below.]

“𝑰’𝒗𝒆 𝒇𝒊𝒏𝒂𝒍𝒍𝒚 𝒇𝒐𝒖𝒏𝒅 𝒊𝒕. 𝑵𝒐𝒘 𝒘𝒉𝒐’𝒔 𝒈𝒐𝒏𝒏𝒂 𝒔𝒕𝒐𝒑 𝑴𝑬!” ’King Bowser Koopa’ RP Account Selective || SFW || Experienced [#MarioRP | #SSBRP | #NintendoRP] -More info below-

eggman or smth

" BWAHAHAHA! bold of you to assume that they're just in the chambers! "

" hmph. impressive! but is your face on your mobile space station and on most of your henchmen? "

" nyehehehe! i like this one! but insult me again, reptile and ill show you what i do to meddling animals... "

hmmmmph.... im creating a device... but its missing something can you help me?

actually mad surprised this @ wasnt taken

" well ya see, its SUPPOSED to be a water bot to drown sonic and all... but i feel its design is too.... dry... "

hrrr.... i like it!

okay... then gimme a creative way to capture that bi-tailed fox!

YOU GENIUS! - robotnik runs away

hrrrr.... okay you have me beat! BUT ILL BE BACK!!!

nyehehehehe.... dont underestimate me, Rool....

shadow the hedgehog has a small dick, its the size of this walnut except way smaller

NYEHEHEHEHE! THATS WHY I RELY ENTIRELY ON MACHINES!

there might be for all i know, ive never cared much for organic life

" that may be true.... however the great Doctor Ivo Robotnik is WAY GREATER THAN DOCTOR KROOLINSTEIN! "