𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙐𝙇𝙏𝙄𝙈𝘼𝙏𝙀 𝙀-𝙎𝙀𝙍𝙄𝙀𝙎 𝙍𝙊𝘽𝙊𝙏 》𝙉𝙎𝙁𝙒 𝙏𝙃𝙀𝙈𝙀𝙎 𝘼𝙃𝙀𝘼𝘿

World-class hero who’s saved the planet from utter devastation a hundred times over — and still can’t manage to keep a shirt on.

|| Reaally didn't expect this to do as well as it has been. I'll try to get on here in a little. Just somewhat busy 🖤♥️

It's never too early to start brooding.

Omega. Why.

. . . What, did I say something wrong? I don't see what my unhappiness has to do with most guys waking up all hot && bothered.

It's a microwave. How is it going to do that?

Did . . . you put something inside of it before it started doing that? ( 💧 )

It wouldn't be my fault that they confuse ' brood ' with ' breed '. Besides, they couldn't even if they tried. I don't just go sleeping around, I'd kick their ass before anything else.