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@chaosinheels

My deadliest weapon? My tongue. Things I am not afraid of? Making enemies. Also, let’s be honest: we all should be in therapy

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I told my boys that every time they ask me for food, a baby kitten dies. I haven’t fed them since yesterday. Follow me for more parenting tips.

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I miss the days we still used Twitter as a safe space to just hate everyone. Like, “People who don’t respect routine are so obnoxious.” That’s a sub-tweet for you, Becky-who-just-took-my-seat-I-always-use-in-every-meeting.