because, and i can't stress this enough, no one gives a damn about punchline

Someone just theorized that the reason Trump keeps talking about the mentally insane crossing the border is because he doesn't understand what the term "asylum seekers" means and now I can't stop thinking about it.

y'know, i've said it before but i feel like it bears repeating. Eternals was a very good stand alone marvel movie with a fun story and beautiful set pieces. I enjoyed it would show it to people if they asked for something that didn't tie into the rest of the universe too much

How does Gery Roif of the Israeli Pro Wrestling Association intend to pay for my ticket to Gaza when its only airport was destroyed in 2002 by the same force currently committing ethnic cleansing? Not sure what happened to his hope for peace. Maybe genocide hardens the heart.

Cody’s theme already hits but hearing it played by an HBCU band hits different lol

So, this happened: The ICONIC Lenore Zann , who plays Rogue in X-Men ´97, recreated the look I designed for X-Men Hellfire Gala 2023 and wore it at The Emmys! I’m speechless, mind blown, dead and reborn, not in my wildest dream could I have imagined this. Thank you Lenore!!!

I better go superviral for this...

so Hasbro did a haslab for the cantina in new hope, but how about this

Fuckin fuck fucking Target They cancelled my preorder the day this dropped and never brought it back to my GODDAMN state or made it available to order in their app. The closest I saw it was a 50 minute drive when I was out of town.

#sentinels is the worst x related comic since the weapon X ongoing where all the women were sexually assaulted for motivation. All the character development of Fred Dukes wiped away for no discernable reason. and all the new characters feel like bad 90s image charcters

For no reason at all, thinkin back to how Batista used to destroy the Undertaker on #Smackdown

undertaker thought he cooked by saying “you can choose me and kane or you can choose batista” like yeah man i choose batista even if politics werent involved

It appears we have ceded downtown to the Swifties this week. Pray for Indy

This feels like the anti Steve Bartman

Brett Farve literally embezzled money from a Mississippi welfare fund. He is actual garbage.

👀 BREAKING: This ad, when tested, moves under-30-men by 2+ points away from Donald Trump. That’s HUGE MOVEMENT! Please share widely! Guys don’t want to be controlled either. #MAGAInYourSheets

I know NFL doesn't care but I'm not going to watch #SuperBowlLVII because I don't believe the refs are impartial #superbowl

I'm starting to regret my vote. david cross✍ 😅

Hey, Matt, I hear you like ‘em young.

Critic Fans!!!! You keep telling me you want it back. I've been trying for years! Well, now, creator Al Jean is on board!!! If you want it back, we need your help! Please like this post and spread the word! So we can show the studio, how many people want it!