“you have 24 hours to unfollow” is my favorite chronically online thing ppl say. completely writes off the possibility that people might have lives outside of the internet

O brinquedo preferido do meu cachorro é aquela galinha de plástico que ele ama tanto que elas duram dois meses, então ja ta na 10° versão dela. Toda vez que damos uma nova pra ele, ele imediatamente desencana da velha, aí ontem ouvi minha irmã chamando ele de Leonardo Dicaprio

well shit

Someone hire this dog for the next Oceans movie x.com/buitengebieden…

Great to see that slime tiktok has discovered FUCKING MERCURY HOLY SHIT STOP TOUCHING IT-

“to be continued” and then they never dropped a continuation. i think about that every day. i’ve been pissed for 12 years

how could you take it from him for even a second id rather die

saber que os atores de órfã 2 usaram botas altas pra ficar maior que a isabelle fuhrman me tirou uma boa risada

Ah sim, os três gêneros

it took me 18 fucking years to realize that the "other side" in the chicken crossing the road joke is the afterlife because it died

CAPA DO VOLUME 36 DE BOKU NO HERO ACADEMIA!!!!

My chemical romance

box: meow schrodinger: ignore that

Então o limite é 199 cafezinhos