Call or text 580-795-4928 for a good time.

Make it 4👏🏽

It will forever be a core memory for me.

How many times a day do you have to tell your German Shepard not to be an asshole? Because I think I have to far too many.

I sang and danced with Elvis tonight with all of moms friends and this is a core memory for me.

Gaga in Versace tonight at the #Oscars was everything 👩🏽‍🍳💋😍

Don’t come to me or Maddie for coping skills. It’s just encouraging you to spend money you don’t have.

“I watched #CREED3 for the plot.” The plot in question: Michael B. Jordan 👀 #Creed3

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Get about 2 @topochicohard Margaritas in me and I am your biggest hype man. Selfie? FIRE. New fit? YES QUEEN. Your doggo? Cutest I’ve ever seen.

Air Judge.

You guys ever have word vomit and hate yourself for the next 2-24 hours?? Because same.

Can someone explain to me how I’ve ended up on Eminem TikTok??

Deb coming in clutch with the Lainey Wilson #WatermelonMoonshine Stanley this morning!!

Told Deb I stopped at the local winery today and she said “I think you were gonna stop drinking..” Wine doesn’t count. Jesus drank wine. He turned perfectly good water IN TO WINE.

Yesterday my 16 year old lil bro collapses, breathing stops, gets diagnosed with a heart problem… Please see his first entry into the siblings chat while admitted into the hospital on the same day:

I’m glad Deb is a better person than me, because I would’ve chose to be petty as hell tonight.

Songs that will be a guarantee to soothe my baby once she’s here: anything Brooks & Dunn and Two Dozen Roses by Shenandoah. Those are our daily listens.

I made the mistake of sending Devon the link to the Barbie Posh Peanut release tomorrow…🤪😂