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Me: I'm sick can you take my shift? Coworker: sure thing me; thank you so much1

The 9yo was wondering why we call shaved ice “snow cones” when it’a not in a cone. (She’s never been served shaved ice in one of those paper cones.) She would like to suggest the name “shaved bowls” instead.

My daughter looked at my breakfast and asked why I would eat kiwi with ranch dressing.

My daughter made a YouTube video about how she hates it when her parents show people her YouTube channel. Which means I am mandated by The Council of Embarrassing Mothers™️ to continue showing it to people. youtube.com/shorts/tQYH5XV…

Dear camp counselors: please stop helping my kids tie dye shit. They have fun tie dying for 5 minutes and then it becomes my laundry problem until they outgrow the shirt.

At In-N-Out today I saw a girl eating spread straight out of the pouch like it was a Go-Gurt.

We brought a cat to dog night #AtTheColiseum

I suspect the first nudist colony was formed by a group of people who collectively decided they were just so fucking done with laundry.

#AtTheColliseum

Welp, the cat got skunked.

Hey YETI it would be really COOL of you to hook Jason up with a new French press that won’t slice off any appendages. And Supernote, please take note that I would write your praises if you hooked up Jason so he didn’t lose precious words to this injury.

Hey #MacBook people, does anyone know how to retrieve an old version of a file? My MacBook crashed and rebooted. When it started up again a Word doc I had been working on was still where I saved it but totally blank. I’m hoping to retrieve the text. #AmEditing #AmPanicking

I used a #NewsRadio quote at work yesterday. Nobody recognized it, but they did laugh, so there’s that. The quote was “Let’s step in the old way-back machine, go back in time about 30 seconds.”

The new Twitter block function.

2,119 words #NaNoWriMo2024