Bayangan Allah di muka Bumi 👑☪️ #BerhalaKuning

The way she immediately started serving face 😭

don’t tell me what to do

Tak sedap lah woi!

Orang yang tak berhenti bercakap kat tempat kerja ni hisap dadah ke sebelum masuk kerja? Celaka bercakap non stop boleh dapat bonus ke sial?

Dated, risik, engaged and now married, all within 11 months and 10 days. Oh how I love being your wifey 🤍🪽

Every Instagram story I see nowadays has either someone getting married or running a half marathon. Mid twenties are weird.

Orang kayangan macam TMJ ada dinasti, orang miskin macam kita ada solidariti. Kita lebih ramai dari mereka, tapi ramai dikalangan kita masih berjiwa hamba. Selagi hidup berjiwa hamba, pasti tetap terjajah abadi.

Capitalism doesn't care about how you feel.

me among my vape addict friends

Probably needed a hug but I was the daughter who wiped her own tears.

Time sarapan Everyone : ……….. My Roti Bakar :

Hek eleh aku dah lama buat.

My life, my rules

The level of audacity of someone who carries a squeegee in their purse to clean other people's mirrors at traffic lights, lol.

Cottage pie laju kau defend, tapi CKT basah yang punya banyak kali org Cina bising kata tak betul ko takde masalah. Do you care about food heritage or only when it’s white people food?

Unemployment level: legendary ☠️

Cibai betul aku tengah mc pun sebok dok tekan tekan lagi.