Whenever my friends or family are telling me about a chick they want me to date they say something like “She’s perfect for you. She’s nerdy af…” 😒 gee thanks.

First preview of our Goat Soup NFT Worlds our starting games will be 1v1 and parkour and we will add more soon so you can earn more WRLD. Check it out

Inflation has made the $0.10 deposit for bottle returns just not worth it. Unless you’re returning for environmental reasons, idk why anyone would be taking bottles back.

LaMDA for potus.

My phone is always blowing up. Ppl texting me like “Your order was dropped off. Please refer to this photo your Dasher provided to see where it was left.”

Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene had $183,504 in PPP loans forgiven. x.com/Acyn/status/15…

Congressman Mike Kelly had $987,237 in PPP loans forgiven. x.com/MikeKellyPA/st…

Congressman Matt Gaetz had $482,321 in PPP loans forgiven. x.com/RepMattGaetz/s…

Day time tv commercials targeted towards the elderly, are always depressing. I don’t know exactly what it is.

I think that the raccoons 🦝 in my neighborhood have realized that if McDonald’s gets left at the door after 3am there’s a good chance it’s theirs.

After you strap something down in the bed of a truck, if you don’t tug on the strap and say “that ain’t going anywhere” then the strap is going to come un done while you’re driving down the road.

END is HERE. Called Jerry Williams my trusted gold and silver dealer. He said “I can’t get gold or silver coins. The mint will not sell me anymore.” To me this means the end of FAKE $ is here. As stated in earlier tweet silver going to $100 to $500. Get some. Protect your self

Pet peeve = Food delivery person knocks. Bigger pet peeve = Food delivery person waits for hand off.

People can say something with a certain energy that instantly changes your perception of them. It’s like flipping a lightbulb on or off.

Validation, Approval, Worthiness & Love. Once you realize that these things exist inside of you, you won’t need to seek them through your relationships with others.

Detroit. Free shows for the people tonight??? How we feelinnnnnn

This AI song by AI Drake is the best single I’ve heard from real life Drake in years 🤣. The music industry execs must be freaking out right now. The lobbying dollars are going to print.

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this style of AI + influencers might just make tiktok useful