I'm naturally a giver. If i have it, i got you. just don't make me feel used.

Annalise will show up drunk, frame the judge and I'll be home by noon.

Receiving a large sum of money would heal me

i can’t wait to be in my garden while my husband is on the grill

i love when you get around a man and can tell that he missed you lol

Incoming video call…

I’d never know happiness if i lived within my means.

Me going back to sleep because there’s still 52 seconds left before my alarm goes off

"My intention is to grow with the company." Me as soon as I receive a job offer with higher pay:

You know the girlies I envy the most? The ones who combine gym life, nutrition, skincare girlie, scent lover, and fashion girlie all in one. Arrughhh 😩 how are your finances coping???

“I’m in your area, give me directions to your house.”

whoever invented beds was a fucking genius. i’m just all cozied up in here, like you don’t even know how cozy i am

ain't loving no man at his lowest anymore, see you when you up bitch

To the people who take photos of restaurant menus and post them on Google Maps: may both sides of your pillow always be cold, I am forever grateful for your service

Same, cause what are we gonna eat?

What do you want for your birthday? Me:

You people obsess over celebs too much because i don't have a single fucking clue on who this is